i spy with my little eye 2 pipsqueak alternates
yeah iit2 cool ii forgiive you two be hone2t ii diidnt thiink youd be thii2 boriing you know once beiing ruler of a fuckiing planet but iit turn2 out that youre actually pretty ba2iic.
iit2 liike talkiing two 2ome iidiiot iin a fa2t food nutriitiion 2tatiion.
yo thats the p o i n t
cant have peeps figurin me out right at the get go thats not how it works
and this is like talkin to a wiggler whos grumpy cause he got his husktop taken away
pull that massive trident outta your ass why dont you
Well, we are good, in fact, you are the first alternate I feel like NOT killing or battleing to the death. So thats good!
I also have an army of Penguins and Dirk Strider tied up in my basement.
aint that an improvement
im fuckin flattered reely
Right now I’m human. Also, I dropped the whole ‘gangster’ act a long time ago. I still have like, 30 crates of ACME purple glitter in my attic though.
And yes, it is nice to meet someone I can say is as hot as I am. Because they are me.
so ur pink & squishy
thats a lotta glitter holy fuq
so whats good
people reely think im still set on messin shit up
im playin fuckin minecraft
does it LOOK like im doin any scheming
I feel, I’m going to like this alternate.
well aint you the prissiest alternate i eva seen
but an alternates an alternate so its nice ta meet you hot stuff