i spy with my little eye 2 pipsqueak alternates

gamegrub2:

yeah iit2 cool ii forgiive you two be hone2t ii diidnt thiink youd be thii2 boriing you know once beiing ruler of a fuckiing planet but iit turn2 out that youre actually pretty ba2iic.

iit2 liike talkiing two 2ome iidiiot iin a fa2t food nutriitiion 2tatiion.

yo thats the p o i n t
cant have peeps figurin me out right at the get go thats not how it works

and this is like talkin to a wiggler whos grumpy cause he got his husktop taken away

pull that massive trident outta your ass why dont you

condescendingbatterwitch:

Well, we are good, in fact, you are the first alternate I feel like NOT killing or battleing to the death. So thats good!

I also have an army of Penguins and Dirk Strider tied up in my basement.

aint that an improvement
im fuckin flattered reely

wut
how why

(Source: queen-beach, via condescendingbatterwitch-deacti)

tabificgenetrix:

queen-beach started following you

omg its the batterwitch
wow 2day just got better

sarcasm or naut damn STRAIG)(T it did batterbitch is in the hizhouse 

didnt i jail u once 

(via tabificgenetrix-hiatus-deactiva)

condescendingbatterwitch:

Right now I’m human. Also, I dropped the whole ‘gangster’ act a long time ago. I still have like, 30 crates of ACME purple glitter in my attic though.

And yes, it is nice to meet someone I can say is as hot as I am. Because they are me.

so ur pink & squishy
i sea

wow damn
thats a lotta glitter holy fuq

obvs

so whats good

(Source: queen-beach, via condescendingbatterwitch-deacti)

condescendingbatterwitch:

queen-beach:

people reely think im still set on messin shit up

im playin fuckin minecraft 

does it LOOK like im doin any scheming

I feel, I’m going to like this alternate.

alternate 
well aint you the prissiest alternate i eva seen

but an alternates an alternate so its nice ta meet you hot stuff

(via condescendingbatterwitch-deacti)